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Today’s meme- Bathroom Musings

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1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?

2. Do you pee in the shower?
Nope, but if I’m taking a shower yes, can’t help it.

3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?
Yes of course

4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?
Actually not, but the opportunist, pervert husband would just pop out uninvited.

5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?
Ahh Nah ah! It’s cold and not safe for me to do that…. you know what I mean.

6. When you use the toilet at someone else’s house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?
Absolutely not!

7. For the Men…Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?

8. For the Women…Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?
Almost! Just once in our bathroom.

9. Do you courtesy flush?
Yes, all the time

10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshner when you are finished pooping?
We spray an air freshner if we remember and besides my you know smells like perfume lol

11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
I think I did before when I was still working and had to get up early for work.

12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?
Don’t remember. But I really would like to flush down my husband in our toilet. Ouch!

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Thanks to Harriet for hosting the meme.