Welcome to Monday Mayhem.
Today’s meme is “Gimme your best response”.
For each of the prompts, provide us with your best answer.
Don’t forget to visit the other participants.
You know those people who are always telling you how and what to do?
We want to be prepared for the next time they provide us with their fine interventions.
1. Are you putting on weight? You face looks fat.
Yes, I am! So what!!! :smug:
2. You should wash your clothes in the expensive detergent. What you are using is not working.
I think your eyesight is not working.
3. Are you sure you should be eating that piece of cake?
Certainly, positively and absolutely shure! You want some? :cake:
4. You shouldn’t be friends with that person.
Why? Whats wrong with that person?
5. That shirt is not the right color for you.
I know! But I look sexy with this shirt. :inlove:
6. Why would you work at that crappy job?
Because I need money and I’m raising two kids!
7. You’re not cutting your steak correctly. This is how you should be doing it.
Thank you for the tutorial.
8. Is that all you do all day is sit on your computer?
Ahh duh yes! I also clean poopy diaper you know.
9. You should use Pledge on the dust in your house.
What is that? Pledge of loyalty!!! whoahaha
10. When are you going to get married/have kids/get divorced (choose which one relates to you)?
Soon…soon babger soon.
11. I’m thinking about staying at your house for 2 weeks for my vacation.
Make sure you bring lots of food okay.
12. When you are at the store will you get me 2 pounds of bananas and some bread? Oh, and here is some money so you can buy my mother some eggs, prunes and Depends. I’ll need separate receipts of course.
I’m not born to be your servant. Go get it yourself!
Thanks for playing! Have a great week!