Category: Monday Mayhem

Monday Mayhem – Award Time

Welcome to Monday Mayhem.
This week’s meme is called “The Awards” and it is based upon awards that are circulating around the internet. Feel free to pass the awards on to other’s in your post or to just have fun with the meme questions. Congratulations on getting these awards by ther way :)
Have fun!


The Super Comments Award

  1. If you could interview anyone in the world for your blog, who would you choose and why? Harriet,  I wanna know her real name ?:-)
  2. Can you remember your last dream? What was it?Yes, last night i dreamt that my mortal enemy and I are friends again because she gave me some perfume in my dream. :ZZZ:
  3. Name 3 places you’d like to go on vacation too. Philippines :island: , California  :flagus: , Paris :airplane:
  4. What scares you the most? Rapist or Killer :zombiekiller:
  5. What is your favorite book of all time? None :no:
  6. What’s the funniest movie that you’ve seen? Meet The Fockers :film:
  7. Where are your kids right now?Sleeping; one in his bed and the youngest in the playpen. :ZZZ:
  8. What was the last thing you ate?Shrimp and rice
  9. Are you usually late, early or right on time?Late
  10. What is your favorite band or singer?I like Barry Manilow and the carpenter


The Creative Blogger Award
Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth – or – switch it around and tell six outrageous truths and one outrageous lie.
Lies:
1. I stole 500 pesos from my sister’s wallet and pretend like innocent when she asked me. (but she knows I stole the money she just can’t prove it because of my facial reaction)
2. I didn’t show up during the Police officer board exam as a proctor or examiner.(I was out of town for beach getaway and forgot the examination)
3. I didn’t tell my parent when I went to Japan.(but when i was in japan I gave them a call and told them that i was at friends house, and they found out anyway.)
4. Play prank with my old co teacher that I am lesbian and i want to court her.(She was 40+ and very conservative)
5. Lied to my parents when my sister came home from the US (but I showed them our pictures and let them to figured it out)
6. I am beautiful
Truth
I am beautiful whohahahaha

The Versatile Blogger –

Share 7 things about yourself.

I’m nice when I’m sleeping

I’m beautiful according to myself

I’m sexy according to my hubby

I’m pretty according to my mirror

I’m cool Mom according to my kids

I’m awesome because I’m awesome

Seriously, I’m 33 years very old grrrrrr

Thanks for playing and we will see you next week!

Monday Mayhem – Let’s Get Random

Welcome to Monday Mayhem hosted by Harriet.This week’s meme features random questions that make no sense. Simply answer the questions the best way that you want to. Have fun!


1. What animal in your opinion is the stupidest animal alive?
The Goat because it always answers MEE MEE, so if you ask the goat if he is stupid he will confirm it with MEEE MEEE.

2. What person in the news or spotlight makes you wonder how they got so far?
Jessica Simpson…just wonderin thats all hehe

3. If you could make up a new law and be in charge of arresting law breakers, what would that law be?

Hmmm what law would that be? :-/ Maybe people wearing slutty dress that won’t look good on them and people who is wearing lose pants and showing off their underpants. I think they should know how to wear clothes properly in public.
4. Name something of the color blue that you despise.

I love color blue, sorry I can’t think of any color that I despise.
5. If you were on your way somewhere and were running late and witnessed an accident, what would you do?
If there are lots of people around I’d probably ignore that accident. But if I’m the only one who witness I’d call 911.

6. How tall is too tall and how short is too short in your opinion?
Tall if it is taller that the tallest man in the world and short if its shorter than the hobbit.

7. What hair color and/eye color would you not want in someone you were planning on having children with?
Colorful hair like blue, green, pick, yellow and more. I don’t want my baby to look like a gold fish when they come out

8. What hour of the day has the worst drivers?

5:00 to 6:00 in the afternoon
9. Are you following the Stanley Cup Finals?
Nah!! What is that?

10. If you wanted to eat lunch at the zoo and all they served were animal parts, would you eat them?
It depends with what kind of animals. I hope it’s not monkey yuk!!

11. Would you give, and if so how much, money to a 25 year old man holding a sign at an intersection that asks for money?

Of course not….Get a job parasite!
12. What do you do with emails that tell you to forward them on to 10 other people or something will happen to you?
So, easy to forward so forward it. I’m a good follower yah naw.

Thanks for playing!
See you next week!

Monday Mayhem – Gimme you best response

Welcome to Monday Mayhem.
Today’s meme is “Gimme your best response”.
For each of the prompts, provide us with your best answer.
Don’t forget to visit the other participants.

You know those people who are always telling you how and what to do?
We want to be prepared for the next time they provide us with their fine interventions.
Have fun!

1. Are you putting on weight? You face looks fat.
Yes, I am! So what!!! :smug:

2. You should wash your clothes in the expensive detergent. What you are using is not working.

I think your eyesight is not working.

3. Are you sure you should be eating that piece of cake?

Certainly, positively and absolutely shure! You want some? :cake:

4. You shouldn’t be friends with that person.

Why? Whats wrong with that person?

5. That shirt is not the right color for you.

I know! But I look sexy with this shirt. :inlove:

6. Why would you work at that crappy job?

Because I need money and I’m raising two kids!

7. You’re not cutting your steak correctly. This is how you should be doing it.

Thank you for the tutorial.

8. Is that all you do all day is sit on your computer?

Ahh duh yes!  I also clean poopy diaper you know.

9. You should use Pledge on the dust in your house.

What is that?  Pledge of loyalty!!! whoahaha

10. When are you going to get married/have kids/get divorced (choose which one relates to you)?

Soon…soon babger soon.

11. I’m thinking about staying at your house for 2 weeks for my vacation.

Make sure you bring lots of food okay.

12. When you are at the store will you get me 2 pounds of bananas and some bread? Oh, and here is some money so you can buy my mother some eggs, prunes and Depends. I’ll need separate receipts of course.

I’m not born to be your servant.  Go get it yourself!

Thanks for playing! Have a great week!