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Filipino singer Martin Nievera sings a classic romance song called “YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING” I feel the romance on the air lately. Some of my friends in the blogland and my sister and BIL celebrating their wedding anniversaries. So for my Music Monday I’d like to dedicate this song that I love, to all my friends who celebrated their wedding anniversary. To Seiko and Yasuyuki 20th Wedding Anniversary, To Kelly and Rachael 5th Wedding Anniversary, To Jacris and her Hubby 8th Wedding Anniversary and
To Genny and Stephen 4th Wedding Anniversary. Best Wishes Happy Couple and Stay In Love forever.

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Kelly and Chel will be celebrating their 5th Wedding Anniversary tomorrow, July 27th. Best Wishes to both of you and more love, happiness, good health forever and ever. Way to go guys.

Between the stresses of deadlines to meet, traffic jams, financial obligations etc. it’s easy to forget the importance of taking some time out to enjoy a few chuckles with your special someone every now and then. Here are some Funny Marriage Quotes that give you both a glimpse of the lighter side of marriage.

“Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”
-Jeff Foxworthy

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
-Groucho Marx

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.” -Unknown

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.” -Minnie Pearl

“Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.”
-Maryon Pearson

“They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.” -H.L. Mencken

“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.” -H.L. Mencken

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”
-Lawrence Housman

“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.” -Marion Smith

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?” -Barbra Streisand

“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they’ll never get all the pennies out of the pot.” -Armistead Maupin

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” -Erma Bombeck

“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.” -Lewis Grizzard

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” -James Holt McGavran