Welcome to Monday Mayhem hosted by Harriet.This week’s meme features random questions that make no sense. Simply answer the questions the best way that you want to. Have fun!

1. What animal in your opinion is the stupidest animal alive?
The Goat because it always answers MEE MEE, so if you ask the goat if he is stupid he will confirm it with MEEE MEEE.

2. What person in the news or spotlight makes you wonder how they got so far?
Jessica Simpson…just wonderin thats all hehe

3. If you could make up a new law and be in charge of arresting law breakers, what would that law be?

Hmmm what law would that be? :-/ Maybe people wearing slutty dress that won’t look good on them and people who is wearing lose pants and showing off their underpants. I think they should know how to wear clothes properly in public.
4. Name something of the color blue that you despise.

I love color blue, sorry I can’t think of any color that I despise.
5. If you were on your way somewhere and were running late and witnessed an accident, what would you do?
If there are lots of people around I’d probably ignore that accident. But if I’m the only one who witness I’d call 911.

6. How tall is too tall and how short is too short in your opinion?
Tall if it is taller that the tallest man in the world and short if its shorter than the hobbit.

7. What hair color and/eye color would you not want in someone you were planning on having children with?
Colorful hair like blue, green, pick, yellow and more. I don’t want my baby to look like a gold fish when they come out

8. What hour of the day has the worst drivers?

5:00 to 6:00 in the afternoon
9. Are you following the Stanley Cup Finals?
Nah!! What is that?

10. If you wanted to eat lunch at the zoo and all they served were animal parts, would you eat them?
It depends with what kind of animals. I hope it’s not monkey yuk!!

11. Would you give, and if so how much, money to a 25 year old man holding a sign at an intersection that asks for money?

Of course not….Get a job parasite!
12. What do you do with emails that tell you to forward them on to 10 other people or something will happen to you?
So, easy to forward so forward it. I’m a good follower yah naw.

Thanks for playing!
See you next week!